Spiritual Advice from the Orgasm by Nin Andrews
Spiritual Advice from the Orgasm
You must learn to concentrate. Keep your mind in the present. Of course, the orgasm is always in the present. But I lingered in the past. Often I had fantasies. My favorites: a fire-eater, his head bent back, closing his lips around a blaze. A long-legged girl dressed only in a wedding veil, twirling faster and faster. (She had the loveliest long skinny legs.) A dark-haired waiter asking what I wanted—he said he was only there to serve. The last time I saw him, I asked for a single glass of water. I was trying out abstinence, the primary ingredient in holiness. The second ingredient, a shaved head. Outside the snow began to fall. I shivered, imagining myself a bald nun, walking inside an ice cube.
